Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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