gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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