went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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