help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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