Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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