with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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