What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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