Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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