that's an acceptable place to lick
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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