is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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