I don't think brook has ever known best
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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