so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Randomize
