ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It's Friday. Sex?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Randomize
