Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
