Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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