So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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