I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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