If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Couch. On fire.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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