You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
my poor anus
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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