why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We are all done wearing pants today
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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