So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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