Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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