it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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