Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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