Cold hands, warm shart.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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