I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Can you bring me the toilet please
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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