well most of my day revolves around power hour
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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