rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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