you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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