i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
