Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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