This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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