When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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