awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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