U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
