hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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