I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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