Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
