and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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