I like to think it a success when the cops are called
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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