I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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