i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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