I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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