No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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