didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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