I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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