I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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