The maid of honor just puked.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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