bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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