Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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