i think i have herpe
just one?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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