Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm really busy with my period
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