Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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