It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I had to cum in my sink.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
