Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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