I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm just crazy horny about you
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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