I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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